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Tuesday, 19 September 2017

Donald Trump wants a huge military parade down Pennsylvania Avenue to show up the French.

Courtesy of WaPo: 

Who doesn’t love a parade? To a city that already offers many, President Donald Trump wants to add one that showcases U.S. military might. 

It would take place on July 4 in Washington with, as Trump envisions it, tanks and planes rolling down and streaking above Pennsylvania Avenue. 

Trump talked up the idea Monday as he sat down for talks with French President Emmanuel Macron, who hosted the president and first lady Melania Trump for France’s military parade in the center of Paris on Bastille Day in July. Trump said the two-hour procession was a “tremendous thing for France and for the spirit of France” and suggested he wants the same for Americans. 

In typical Trump fashion, the president said he wants the parade to be bigger and better than the one he saw in France. 

“It was one of the greatest parades I have ever seen,” Trump said. “It was two hours on the button, and was military might, and I think a tremendous thing for France and the spirit of France.” 

“And to a large extent, because of what I witnessed, we may do something like that on July 4th in Washington, down Pennsylvania Avenue,” Trump said. “We’re going to have to try and top it.”

You may remember that Trump actually wanted a military style parade for his inauguration: 

“They were legit thinking Red Square/North Korea-style parade,” the source said, referring to massive military parades in Moscow and Pyongyang, typically seen as an aggressive display of muscle-flexing.

That plan was discouraged because Pennsylvania Avenue is not built to support tanks and huge military vehicles. I somehow doubt that the street has been reinforced since that date.

At this point I don't even think that Donald Trump has a tiny penis.

I think he has an inny where his manhood is supposed to be. 

By the way this was Chief of Staff John Kelly's reaction as Trump addressed the UN for the very first time today. 

Yeah, I don't think Kelly is going to be able to hang in there much longer.

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