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Wednesday, 1 June 2016

David French was so worried that his wife Nancy would cheat on him that he forbade her to drink alcohol or use Facebook while he was in Iraq.

Hey look I get it, if I looked like David French I would just assume that my woman would be looking for something better every chance she got.

I mean seriously.

Perhaps THAT is why Nancy did not mind pretending to be Bristol Palin for all of those years.

She was living vicariously through the Palin party girl, and while her business was closed down and locked up tight, Bristol was hosting an all you can bang buffet virtually every night.

Just imagine the girl talk back and forth.

"So Bristol what's it like to have an orgasm? What, you mean you don't have to do it through a hole in a sheet? They come in different sizes?"

As for the news that David French is Bill Kristol's potential "Trump Killer," well that has not been received in quite the way I think Kristol imagined.



And those were the nice ones.

Okay I have to go shopping now, there is just NO way to keep enough popcorn in the house these days.

(H/T to Raw Story.)

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